FYI. If meringue were a person we would not be friends. It's way to picky about the type of bowl it will sit in and heaven forbid a tiny drop of yolk sneaks in. If you do not play by its rules forget about getting it to peak. Tell me who invented meringue? I would like to have their name. It's not even that good.
I have to go buy more eggs. Perhaps, I'll buy whip cream just to be spiteful.